Bison Joke #2

Since the number of submitted bison jokes has thus far been only two, I've held off on posting anything new in order to stretch things out. 

Shortly after my initial call for bison jokes, one individual referred me to the following joke originally posted on http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/buffalojokes.html:

Q: What did the grape say when the buffalo stood on it?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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